Before sex one person takes a large amount of laxatives causing diarrhea diarrhea. Then during sex the person loaded up on laxitives is going to be the one taking it up the ass and proceeds to get on all 4. Then a dick is inserted into the bung hole, then waits for the other person to cough really hard and pulls out causing shit shrapnel everywhere.
by Lisamarshall420 February 7, 2017
Get the Busted anal pipelinemug. A dick so big and thick that it will cause your partners anus to flower (Prolapse) as soon as you pull out. Similar to the California Cherry Crusher. If not used wisely, it can cause serious consequences, including, prolapsed rectums, literally being split apart, and...prolapsed rectums (Is that all there is? Really, you couldn't think of anything better Jeffery. It's your fault, you know, that we don't sleep together anymore! *Starts to cry* I came out for you...)
Detective: Why does everyone make me take the sexual death cases...Okay, what's the cause of death?
Doc: It's seems a Maryland Anal Tugger was shoved up this poor man's anus sir.
Detective: Like the California Cherry Crusher?
Doc: Yes but, it only works on the anus, sir?
*The Detective's phone starts buzzing. He pulls his phone out to here crying.*
Detective: You and Jeffery had a fight...I'm on my way.
Doc: It's seems a Maryland Anal Tugger was shoved up this poor man's anus sir.
Detective: Like the California Cherry Crusher?
Doc: Yes but, it only works on the anus, sir?
*The Detective's phone starts buzzing. He pulls his phone out to here crying.*
Detective: You and Jeffery had a fight...I'm on my way.
by IRHMP August 27, 2016
Get the Maryland Anal Tuggermug. A tasty treat that involves cumming on an asshole, letting it dry, then eating the remains.
Usually the product of a homosexual act, but anyone with a dick can make this!
Usually the product of a homosexual act, but anyone with a dick can make this!
Jeff: Hey Bob, you hungry?
Bob: Yea, I go for a Frosted Anal Cracker!
Frank and Dave wanted to spice up their sex lives. So Dave made a Frosted Anal Cracker on Frank
Bob: Yea, I go for a Frosted Anal Cracker!
Frank and Dave wanted to spice up their sex lives. So Dave made a Frosted Anal Cracker on Frank
by BiGuythatsaidHithatoneTime May 2, 2018
Get the Frosted Anal Crackermug. Ree Kid: did you you know that your ass can spread up to 8 inches wide there for a raccoon can give you full body anal
My Friend was trying to take a shit in the woods and a raccoon saw his ass hole and decided to give him Raccoon Anal Ass.
by Fishnuggets66 May 11, 2023
Get the Raccoon Anal Assmug. by pu$$y_$layer_101 March 25, 2017
Get the bursting anal milkmug. you come over and you’re like wanna fuck/ i say ya only if we can do butt stuff/ i sprint to go grab my anal beads/ you throw it back and scream yes please/ not my birthday but thanks for the cake/ movin too fast gon make a bead break/ one two three beads up my ass/ everyone’s favorite toy made of glass/ anal beads got me on my knees/ yes yes yes now i’m cumming
by Ashlyn! March 29, 2020
Get the anal beads anthemmug. where you're so angry that you are about to and/or wish upon the act of spaz-tastically shoot fucking liquid out of your ass. *painful*
tera: you are so fucking stupid
jerry: no u
tera: and you wonder why i dumped your ugly ass
jerry: fucking AnAl-diScHarGe!1!!!1!
jerry: no u
tera: and you wonder why i dumped your ugly ass
jerry: fucking AnAl-diScHarGe!1!!!1!
by darksunnymoon November 7, 2019
Get the fucking anal-dischargemug.