A tall, muscular, hunk who will take your girl without even looking at her. He stores shit up his ass like undo dice, and anal beads. An absolute chad with a monster schlong about 5.3 inches, and a weight of 12 pounds.
by mattcris4n May 24, 2020
by Big bint June 05, 2019
by S_Ly_Sings December 01, 2024
People with this name are generally contradictory. They are kindhearted yet hypocritical. They know what they want and strive towards that goal. They don't seek attention but others give it to them. They are a logical sort that don't believe in any religion or magic. Their minds hold a lot of imagination; they create things no one else dare think of. They love strongly but never forget wrongs done to them. They will always speak blunt and true, so watch out.
Jake, the God of quality creations that make everyone else jelly.
When professionals have questions, they talk to Jake Larson.
When professionals have questions, they talk to Jake Larson.
by John Doesn't Sawyer December 21, 2016
that person is a real Jake Adam
by psy111 July 27, 2019
Special child who has no friends
by Cueb hzuadf September 21, 2020