Betty hair

A polite way to refer to ones pubic hair.

I can tell I'm getting old, I found my first grey Betty hair today.

by [e-mail] August 24, 2016

Queer hair

Jacob Perkins hair

Jacobs hair is queer hair

by Jacob Perkins has queer hair February 1, 2021

Hair bomb

A hair bomb is a clump of hair collected in order to place on a unsuspecting victim. Hair bombs have been found in purses, shoes, book bags and sometimes pockets.

The other day I pulled my wallet out of my purse and there was a hair bomb stuck to my keys...

by Dante_ck September 5, 2016

Hair Drapes

Someone whose hair looks like drapes. Their hair is usually really bad hair because it looks like drapes. It usually covers there eyes.

Anthony close those hair drapes.

by JGLGLFEO May 29, 2018

Pineapple Hair

In the new building bikini bottom video (sponge bob) by Anix, the weird hair on pineapples has finally been told to us!

I tried the pineapple hair on a pineapple, it tastes AMAZING.

by Xxsunflower_luvxX June 16, 2020

mt hair

My hair

Im in love with mt hair

by Bundlejoyghoir July 30, 2021

Hair monkey

A small gathering of ass-crack hair that's been accidentally twisted into a dreadlock while wiping, using "natural glue."

"Man, I gotta get my girlfriend to trim those hair monkeys down there--every time I wipe I pull on 'em!"

by DidgeDrone November 5, 2023