by Sonikkboomin August 21, 2024
by Sonikkboomin August 21, 2024
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by TheBekker March 22, 2019
Dave Chung, or more commonly known as "Big Chungus" or "Dave Chungus" is a DANGEROUS species. They often originate from South Korea, although North Korea is also a well-known origination location. They were originally discovered by Charles Darwin in 1789, and although not able to speak English at first, their first ever recorded words (in 1964) are said to be "bit too", and "yeah REALLY good" decoded by the Korean lingust Il-Sung-Po. They are a loving yet aggressive organism and sometimes can even break windows (if they too passionately support a football team). Most Davids support Man United and have a passionate hatred for all other teams. They also get drunk very easily after consuming one-eighth of a mexican 1968 ice-cold corona.
"Steer clear of David Chung, Rashford just scored a penalty!!!!"
"David Chung, you're not actually injured! Oh BIT TOO, I've done my knee"
"Hey have you seen David this weekend? I think he's in bed mate"
"Have you done something with your hair Dave?"
"David Chung, you're not actually injured! Oh BIT TOO, I've done my knee"
"Hey have you seen David this weekend? I think he's in bed mate"
"Have you done something with your hair Dave?"
by gloryglory1878 March 07, 2019
I am Davide Crapanzano
by dakedakebird January 24, 2025
The life of the party - Ryan David is a social butterfly whose character and charisma make him incredibly attractive and extraordinarily lovable. If you have the chance to meet Ryan David you’ll soon find yourself wondering, ‘do I want to be with him or simply be him?’ It must be warned though…
A guy with two first names is always bad news ;)
A guy with two first names is always bad news ;)
by Sparkle.pony July 28, 2022