War Crimes Day

On August 16, you are allowed to commit a war crime against humanity, and get away with it. (Don't actually do this, you will go to jail.)
-Yo, did you hear this news?
-What news?
-Today is War Crimes Day!
-Oh shit, bet.
by ProfessionalWarCrimeCommiter December 31, 2022
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Jaw War

"I have just had a right Jaw war with the man from the council"
by Iamnotwordy December 15, 2016
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Star wars pinball

Getting scammed, gypped or tricked and unaware like a total dumbass.
Guy 1: Dude! Did you hear john just bought Ligcoin and it doesn't even exist! Guy 2: Are you serious? He bought cryptocurrency that doesn't even exist? He really got star wars pinballed.
by Deez nuts yum May 18, 2023
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war in bahsingsay

Die lee agent: there is no war in bahsingsay
by Sucky Sasuke November 16, 2020
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Paper War

Noun. A subtle non-violent war that takes place on a civilian level in the name of economic advancement of a group of people who share likeness, usually on a corporate level.

1. I started my own business because I got sick of dealing with paper war's on the job.

2. Girl, I left (Job A) a month ago and found one that appreciated me because they kept starting paper war's talking to me any way then writing me up when I responded uncomfortable!
3. I looked at the top 100 people who worked at the company I was applying for and the only person who looked like me was the woman on the brochure, it's just giving me paper war energy!
Example: (Party A) is hiring and promoting mostly people who resemble them while simultaneously making work hard, uncomfortable, or difficult for (PartyXYZ) so they quit. This will allow (Party A) to get a hold of a business in a nice area and establish themselves away from all the chaos on their side of town. As a defense to keep unwanted hires out (Party A) will usual put (PartyXYZ) in the cooler area to push them to give up and quit, makes easy for Paper War to begin.
by MrMelodicInertia January 18, 2023
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lesbian war wagon

Any Subaru especially a Subaru Forester.
"Dude did you see that dike in the Subaru ? She was on a mission in her Lesbian War Wagon to save someone from being Trumped.
by Sarge1976 February 17, 2024
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Turf war

When you stick your entire head up someone’s ass
I gave a turf war last night and she went crazy
by Sunstorm June 5, 2020
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