Aerobics music

Music with no heart.

Aerobics music again? That's the 87th time this week, you're slowly driving me crazy with that shit.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Classical Music

A very old type of music that people use to feel good about themselves because listening to classical makes them "so smart" and people who listen to rap, pop or country are "so dumb."

Person 1: "People who listen to classical music are almost as bad as k-pop stans."

Person 2: "Talk about, dude."

by and1446 April 20, 2021

Music to my nose

When you crush up and snort caffeine pills and then sniff computer duster.

me and the boys did Music to my nose behind a walmart

by PabloOzuna3219487436543970632 May 16, 2023

Musicality

Goto tinyurl with a dot and a com and slash UDMUSICALITY

That's where to find the definition of MUSICALITY

by D0UG.H2.O March 10, 2023

music that shouldnt be played

Music that shouldnt be played is the song i wanna tell you a secret

“Hey bro! wanna listen to some music”
“sure u choose”
“hmm lets put on ‘i wanna tell you a secret’
“now that is ‘Music that shouldnt be played’

by defonotskye October 27, 2021

Music Paleontologist

A paleontologist is a scientist who studies the history of life on Earth through the fossil RECORD. Fossils are the evidence of past life on the planet . A trace fossil is any evidence of the life activity of music that lived in the past. Beats, tracks, bars and melodies are all examples of trace fossils.

A paleontologist is a scientist who studies the history of life on Earth through the fossil RECORD. Fossils are the evidence of past life on the planet . A trace fossil is any evidence of the life activity of music that lived in the past. Beats, tracks, bars and melodies are all examples of trace fossils. There are few people that have the gift of this craft. It takes a keen ear and vision of the future to be a true music paleontologist. The only true way to the future is to unravel the past.

by misstara007 December 1, 2023

divorced dad music

Music filled with angst and repetitive grungy choruses, usually popular songs from about 20 years prior, at which point now divorced dads were in their formative teen years. Usually listened to not by choice, but rather the hearer is subjected to it against their will. Including but not limited to Creed, Nickelback, etc.

My old man listened to divorced dad music for the entire two hour drive, so brutal

by Luluthighwalker July 19, 2023