Googie Car Wash

A car wash company ran by cunts but they get the car clean nonetheless!

Guy 1: “I’m going to go wash my car at Googie Car Wash!!”
Guy 2: “Oh, that place full of cunts??!!”

by wakwawakawakawaka January 28, 2024

non-car

A certain object such as a bicycle or a skateboard that is used for transportation until parent's car can be obtained through slave labor and several hundred days' worth of begging.

Example A:
"PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM I'LL DO ANYTHING TO GET AWAY FROM MY NON-CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "*evil smile* Oh really?"

Example B:
"...and I coulda sworn I heard a little *ring ring* sound right before that last speed bump"

by died4me June 13, 2008

Pulling a car

Datin underage girls while pulling the Good guy card

Bro stop pulling a car . Damn it bro

by Three idot December 14, 2020

Car Seat Headrest

Weezer by and for homosexual furries

Person 1: What is Car Seat Headrest?
Person 2: Have you listened to Weezer?
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: Well it's basically that band but for homosexual furries
Person 1: Oh wow

by two_trucks9009 February 20, 2024

Reverse Car-Wash with Oil Change

The act of sharting while performing a reverse carwash.

"OMG i gave bree a Reverse Car-Wash with Oil Change last night and she loved it"

by brian duclos April 27, 2010

Car

What retards on Instagram call a cat (I swear I’m not making this up go check for yourself).

Average orange car be like

by Shite lmao July 12, 2024

car pranks

Just a prank you do on your friends in a car

I’m gonna pull some car pranks on my buddy

by Fordy16 March 7, 2025