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Michael Springer

A 5’8 skinny white kid who loves to measure the volume of calculators and sit flat as a board while having sex with his girlfriend. Also wears big white dad shoes that he claims “aren’t dad shoes”. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL!!!
Damn, I’d fuck that Michael springer kid but his dad shoes are just too white.
by Edubz October 5, 2017
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Michael

Big cock animal living under ur bed
Good night don’t let Michael bite
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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michael casale

Sexy beast of a man creative loving the kind of guy that’s wants to be friends with everyone the kind of guy that likes to make people laugh and succeeds with doing so the kind of guy that everyone wants to be friends with and a Michael Casale usually has blue eyes and dirty blond hair and will be very successful in life
by EmperorNarwhal777 May 14, 2018
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Michael

Too big to handle its not really easy to explain. A Spartan and well watch the 300 and then you will know. Just so broad not even that tall just scary in ways you cant imagine and sexy. Talented in pertcicular industries but many dont understand the talent capabilities since they have not got the brain capacity.
Addison rae: Honestly I want it in my mouth. The exclusive tunes Michael has only sent to me are the icing on his broad structure.
by toldtodothis June 28, 2021
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Michael Meci

Is over all a dick. Smart in some things and like to live life to the fullest. Cough also ugly
what a asshole you are Michael Meci
by me Michael February 25, 2020
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Michael Burt

Burt is a selfish prick that only hangs around the druggies so he can look like he does drugs but in real life he doesn’t he just says it to look cooler than he really is. Most of the time they have no family or real friends that actually care for him. But they are way too stupid to see it. Most of the time they will treat their little friends they have like absolute shit and they will stab them in the back every chance they get. Burt is a self proclaimed skater when the only thing he can do is sit on his ass and do nothing. He is a self righteous asshole who despritly needs a hair cut like right now. wow he’s a very very very sad excuse for a human. That’s probably why his sister fucking died because she was way to embarrassed of him she just had to leave. I’m sorry for your fucked up life but that doesn’t mean that you get to take it out on innocent people. He’s an attention whore and is known for spreading rumors that are not true. He is known for making up shit and then it will ruin relationships with people. His an asshole
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Michael Cult

Michael cult: A tik tok cult that is stronger than any cult including vegeta cult
by Man guy4474 August 7, 2021
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