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Whatever sucks your duck

tim: did you cheat on me with bob D:?

becky: um, whatever sucks your duck tim :).
by britmazing!! March 21, 2011
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suck me noodles bro

When one drains the life out of a elderly transvestite by ejaculating onto a smart phone of wich has been inserted into a anal crevis with David Cameron, prince Philip, the savior of earth (Donald j trump) and a love child between Isis and the kkk
Stop and suck me noodles bro I can't kamakarzy on me own two foreskins
by trump our lord May 24, 2016
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Junior Sucks Ass Day.

On the 12 April any boy named Junior would have to get on his knees and suck ass for National Suck Ass Day. They will be forced to slip and slide their tongues around your boohole while performing a sexual slurping sound.
Junior Sucks Ass Day.
Girl: "Junior? Can you suck my ass?"..
Junior: "Sure!! anything for you mluv"
*Girl faces ass to him*
*Junior gagzz and slurps*

THE END of Junior Suck Ass Day.
by ShotCaller_Tingz April 11, 2019
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Sperm sucking gutter slut

An extremely nasty female who sucks sperm from random men wanting a blow job and is at the very lowest level of trash and lives in the gutter....Straight was trash!!
That girl ain't nothing more than a sperm sucking gutter slut.
by 77SSS81 August 4, 2021
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lil wayne sucks dick

I dont fucking know what this means, I just searched something fucked up on this.

Hi how you doin
lil wayne sucks dick, this is something you say when you dont like his music.
by NyströmskasDefinitioner December 21, 2017
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Suck me like a straw

Suck someone to get to their cum him/her

Like you suck a straw to drink your drink
My Wife wanted to suck me like a straw
by Dat_'n'_Dis Guy May 21, 2018
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