jelly sandwich

It's a FUCKING sandwich, with PEANUT BUTTER and FUCKING JELLY between two FUCKING slices of GODDAMN bread.
STOP FUCKING SEXUALIZING FOOD I WILL OFF MYSELF FOR FUCKS FUCK.

"What do you want for lunch?"
"A jelly sandwich"
"Doesn't that mean-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE"
"Wha-"

by AhaiMISO MAQM Productions September 12, 2022

Sandwich

When you helping your parents even though your financial situation is fucked up. It's taken from Sandwich Generation

Don't be a sandwich or being a part in Sandwich Generation, loving our parents is important, but your mental and financial health is FAR MORE IMPORTANT.

by Sir. B January 30, 2021

Corned Egg Sandwich

When you dilate her ass, fit as many peeled hard boiled eggs inside her. Allow her to slam shut. Proceed to take 2 slices of Texas style toast and have the woman crouch over the 2 slices as you hold them under her ass. Have her squeeze out the combination of corned eggs and seasoning on your sandwich. Bust a load on the sandwich and fold the other slice over the top. Wipe off excess. Serve to the woman. Enjoy.

I'm not hungry for A "wet burrito" I'm already full from Tiffany's "Corned Egg Sandwiches"

by StinkyFingerer October 30, 2025

sandwich-snooze

Refers to da off-da-scale-delightful action of two mushy-hearted guys savoringly "sandwiching" a hot chick between them in bed, and then all of them contentedly falling asleep for a while.

Sharing a sandwich-snooze is indeed super-pleasurable for all three individuals involved; extra points, of course, if da three of ya sleep together completely naked so dat not only can everyone enjoy warm-skin-to-skin snugglez, but it also allows any or all of said drowsily-joyful slumberers to pleasure his/her thirsting hands (or other body parts, as well, depending on "how far you-all wanna go" with that) on one or both of da other two bedfellows' delectable flesh at any point during said group sleepytime-canoodle.

by QuacksO February 26, 2025

Smashman Sandwich

A maneuver that typically involves two guys in a fight in a bathroom, the larger individual will pick up the smaller, unknowingly walk backwards into the victim behind them, and smash the victim’s head into the bathroom wall with all of the force they possibly can exert.

mom: why do you look like you just got out of a fight?
son: i got smashman sandwiched, im having a WONDERFUL DAY I FUCKING LOVE SCHOOL.

by r_godwinmadlibfan August 28, 2024

one and half sandwiches

The act of making a sandwich to a fraction. To suffice yours and possibly another's hunger.

"Hey teagan you hungry bro??? Yo you should make one and half sandwiches and give me half!!"

by johnnyformo October 28, 2013

Sandwich

A sandwich is usually used in reference to a dog; a progression of “such a ham” to “ham & cheese” to “ham sandwich” to just “sandwich”. It is also used in reference to someone or something super cute and perfect in every way.

*Sees dog*
“OMG look at that sandwich”
Or
To bae: “are you a sandwich?”
Bae: “oh course I am, I love you.”

by Brookerrs December 24, 2021