by YungPedroThrNegroe August 10, 2019

People who are named Sam are hands down the kindest people ever. They’re so genuine and never judge you. They’re always there when you need them and give the best advice. If you know a Sam they’ll probably end up being a therapist because of how good they are at helping people with they’re problems. Although they may be shy or quiet at first once you get to know them THEYRE HILARIOUS. You’ll love em. You could talk to them for hours and it’ll feel like 10 minutes. They’re the type of person to just get you. They understand you and make you feel genuinely happy. Everyone needs a Sam in their lives. If you don’t got one, GET ONE!
Diana: “Who is that?”
Amayah: “THATS SAM”
Diana: “I wish I knew him”
Amayah: “you should go talk to him HE’S THE BEST!”
Sam: the kindest person you’ll ever meet
Amayah: “THATS SAM”
Diana: “I wish I knew him”
Amayah: “you should go talk to him HE’S THE BEST!”
Sam: the kindest person you’ll ever meet
by Samueljrsbestfriend November 25, 2023

Bigger Dick than Jacks, or anyone’s actually. Sexual Prowess of a Bengal Tiger and impeccably handsome (even his nan says so).
One of those ‘beautiful mind’ / ‘rain man’ / ‘Albert Einstein’ kind of brains, his knowledge is all encompassing and due to this he is always right.
Olive skinned and dark haired like a Greek god, girls melt in his presence.
One of those ‘beautiful mind’ / ‘rain man’ / ‘Albert Einstein’ kind of brains, his knowledge is all encompassing and due to this he is always right.
Olive skinned and dark haired like a Greek god, girls melt in his presence.
by 123 yes 234 November 22, 2021

by Ja’bluey June 2, 2024

Sam is the type of guy who thinks he’s extremely unattractive but is in fact the exact opposite. He is extremely attractive without knowing. Also has a nice booty.
Sam has a big booty
by T-shirt October 17, 2019

A Sam is "the man"
He is the one who'll save you
He is the one who makes it better
Stroke is head for good luck
He is a ball of wonder.
Balls.
Also he is autistic always.
Very important: He is the god pf puns and bad jokes!!!
He is the one who'll save you
He is the one who makes it better
Stroke is head for good luck
He is a ball of wonder.
Balls.
Also he is autistic always.
Very important: He is the god pf puns and bad jokes!!!
by shmamtheman May 22, 2023

by jakey.wakey_ April 9, 2020
