by QUANDALE DINGLE October 27, 2022
Get the old fartmug. (1)Complete reversal of previous positions on important or trivial matters affecting everyday life ... normally but not necessarily appearing when one turns 50+ ...
(2)Suddenly giving up on previously held beliefs ... Flipping-flopping on a given issue ...
(2)Suddenly giving up on previously held beliefs ... Flipping-flopping on a given issue ...
Bob is a peace activist his entire life, but while on his death bed, he decides that conflict is a necessary action of humanity, he is obviously suffering from "Old Man Derangement Syndrome".
Fran is a life long Republican, but when she turns 60 years old, Fran becomes a Democrat, throwing away long .held political beliefs.
Jim believes in marriage being between a male and female, but in his later years of life, decides marriage can be between a male and female, a male and male, or a female and female.
Fran is a life long Republican, but when she turns 60 years old, Fran becomes a Democrat, throwing away long .held political beliefs.
Jim believes in marriage being between a male and female, but in his later years of life, decides marriage can be between a male and female, a male and male, or a female and female.
by HatesOldManFlipFlopping November 9, 2012
Get the Old Man Derangement Syndromemug. /oʊld ˈjɛlɚ/
My dad's lucky toenail that he supposedly has never trimmed in his life and thus it has grown incredibly long, thick & sharp. Named for it's yellow hue.
My dad's lucky toenail that he supposedly has never trimmed in his life and thus it has grown incredibly long, thick & sharp. Named for it's yellow hue.
by Partydude17 April 14, 2022
Get the Old Yellermug. A favor asked of a younger person that Is not sexual in nature, but the recipient of the favor receives sexual pleasure from the act.
Mr. Olsen asked me to sweep off his porch again, but I think it was a crusty old favor. He was watching me handle the broom very intently. He makes me feel uncomfortable.
by Cuban Sammy November 20, 2019
Get the crusty old favormug. 
When you are having anal intercourse with an abnormally hairy partner who has a dingle berry farm of great fruition, you proceed to glaze said dingle berries with your sweet baby sauce. You than consume said sweet gooodness.
by ENS berry October 17, 2018
Get the blueberry old fashionedmug. by Oxpy October 13, 2021
Get the old mill football teammug.