mexican face paint

during intercourse, when one substitutes another's face for a canvas, deploys massive amounts of fecal matter upon it, then uses their erected penial instrument as a utensil of artistic expression

so...your mother and i tried something new last night. i gave her a mexican face paint...she loved it!

by tdogg6940 October 28, 2009

mexican pine cone

During intercourse doggy style the male inserts ice cube(s) into the woman's vagina and proceeds to do her vacuum style.

Brady: " so how did it go last night?"
James: "I gave that hoe a mexican pine cone."
Kenzie: "whats a mexican pine cone?"
Brady and James: facepalm

by jellyjd May 21, 2010

mexican sleigh ride

When you are fucking a girl when she is lying on her back on top of something (table, bed, etc.)and you are either standing or on your knees, and right when you cum you grab her tits and pull her up as hard and as fast as you can like you are riding a sleigh as her face hits your chest, and then you pull out and cum the rest on her tits as it slides down her stomach like snow.

"Dude that mexican sleigh ride i had with your mom last night was great."

"Not cool dude."

by z1893 May 18, 2009

Dirty mexicans on ice

Also see: Boston Bruins

The Boston Bruins are a bunch of dirty Mexicans on ice.

by Ughbostonsports April 21, 2010

Mexican Cheese Dragon

A Mexican dwarf who seems socially awkward, but really he's sharing his Mexican Dragon Cheese with lucky ladies DAY and NIGHT!

Damn! That guy's such a Mexican Cheese Dragon! Wish I was more like him!

by ThereGoesLucie December 4, 2014

Mexican Hat Trick

In medicine, a ventilator weaning tactic which utilizes confusion & misdirection to minimize agitation's negative physiologic effects in which sedation is turned down, the endotracheal tube (breathing tube) is removed, then the patient wakes up breathing on their own, not having the opportunity to become agitated and delay extubation, and then the remaining sedation is discontinued.

Mr. Jones was agitated and hyperventilated every time we turned down his sedation to wean the vent so we bit the bullet and pulled a Mexican Hat Trick on him. Now he is breathing on his own and is relaxed but confused as to what just happened

by ACNP December 22, 2009

Mexican brake job

If your vehicle develops a brake line leak, the act of merely adding additional brake fluid after the pedal starts to go soft, instead of making proper repairs.

We were so wasted in Cabo that I didn't realize we needed to give the car a Mexican brake job before starting the drive home -- I nearly rear-ended several cars!

by josecampos October 14, 2008