blow jobs

when a girl sux on the males penis until he blows his load

"oh rachel that was amazing, Sametime Nextweek" Quote from Me to her

by 12'' January 29, 2003

burger job

A burger job is simple, bascially while your partner is taking a crap, you coat their ass with many sorts of condiments while the large turd represents the beef section of the burger. After that it's pretty straight forward what happens....bon appetit

"Yo man last night I went back to that bitches house and I had to take a crap, so she went to the fridge and I totally gave her a Burger Job"

by vincemeister July 27, 2006

Blow Job

N. The act of selling or distributing coke over the telephone.

In the heart of the summer we need a snow plow
What you know bout that baby its yo time
Coke transactions on the phone we call it blow job
Too fast for the feds too cocky for the cops

-Money on my mind
(Lil Wayne: The Carter 2)

by DownSouthPosted December 28, 2005

mouth job

lik n sak by using tongue n lips

Yo gurl, want u to lick n Suck My ASHhole more??
u are d' best mouth job'ers that i ever seen.

by barry well February 26, 2007

A Steve Jobs

This is a modified version of the Hot Carl. Except this is completed while two individuals are speaking to one another on their iPhone's using the application FaceTime. While speaking to one another, one of the two people will proceed to defecate on their iPhone. Thus, performing an electronic version of the Hot Carl

Earlier today I was talking with my girlfriend over FaceTime and gave her a Steve Jobs. She loved it!

by Pyriel66 June 24, 2011

KANK JOB

when a male with huge kankles or a CJ bends a guy over n fit there foot in there asshole until his kankle gets suffocated and explodes creating kankle jizz or a duey

CJ: Guys i lost my leg in a nasty KANK JOB bro

by JrBundyClan09 June 21, 2009

Boff-Job

When a female performs deep-throat fellatio on a man too soon after she has eaten and as a result she regurgitates or ‘boffs’ her stomach contents onto the man’s genitalia.

Matt: Sandra started sucking my wang while we were driving home from dinner and after I slammed her head down too far she boffed all over my cock. It was rank, I had to scrape all her dinner out from my boxers. I think I’m gonna have to dump the bitch.

John: Yeah, no relationship can survive a boff-job

by Sac-Twang April 23, 2011