Hi

why... Just why did you look up hi in urban dictionary. Are you that fucking bored

WHY WOULD YOU TYPE IN HI

by BroCraftLOL March 12, 2023

Hi

A greeting short for Hello

Hi, I'm Lucy.

by Rita the Grasshopper November 20, 2018

Hi

The one thing you text to your friend when you are bored as shit.

"Hi"
"Why the heck are you texting me at 2 in the morning babe?"
"IDK"
"You piece of shit, you woke me up!"

by JustKiddingRowling June 14, 2018

But is his cock fat though?

Is it?

Hym "But is his cock fat though? It either is or it isn't. You're being evasive and it lends credence to the claim that it's fat cocks. There's an inverse correlation between height and fat-cock so he WOULD, in fact, have an unfair advantage finding partners and it would explain the confidence BECAUSE you're selecting for fat-cock. You list every preferentially selected for trait... Except 1... And then generate a fairytale where the core message is 'Well it isn't the fat-cock but it's the magical pixie on his shoulder' and the viewer sits there and thinks 'Oh! Well it makes so much sense! I don't need fat-cock! I just need to find one of these magic pixies!' And reality shifts further away from truth and inch deeper and deeper into pretend land."

by Hym Iam October 20, 2023

hi liv

person: hi liv

hi liv

by my name is paisley March 30, 2022

Oh Oh, Oh Hi There!

WELCOME TO MY HOOKER PALACE-

Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! Welcome to my hooker palace!
Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! Please don’t leave, I have no friends :(
Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! Let’s go camping, lemme touch ya
Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! HAHA, I tied you up!

Guy1: damn this shit fire

by LazyWasTaken July 14, 2023

hi sense

1. The intelectual understanding of everything one has, automatically, when under the influence of marijuana specifically, or "high". (2) Philosophical moment of awareness that occurs while under the influence of marijuana.

Girl: "The cloud was created because they want you to put your stuff away in the air somewhere where you don't have to think about it. Up in the air, plus, don't worry equals high. So everybody that got a cloud wants you to be high. Baby , don't act like I'm not making sense!"

Boy: "Baby you are making sense, but it's hi sense."

by Swantexan May 16, 2018