When you go to milk a cow with appendicitis, sit down and grab an udder.. The appendix bursts. The cow shudders and crumples to the floor squeezing its udders between the floor and trapping your arms inbetween them. The moment of squishy impact the udders explode resulting in a mass of milk, appendix juice and gushing anal fluids spraying in your eyes and in your mouth. All this is too much for your body to handle so it comes out of your ass the other end and shoots you upwards.. snapping your neck and killing the both of you instantly.
by GUSHING ANAL BADGER December 14, 2010
Get the Death Uddersmug. When your so hungry in the morning after a night of going out with friends. Your prolly not hungover but just really hungry.
I ate a huge steak last night for dinner, a baked potato, and a few beers. It was all good till the next morning I felt like hunger death.
by Bigbrachcock11 August 12, 2017
Get the hunger deathmug. my online friend had an e-death. i miss him
by wowiewowzers July 2, 2024
Get the e-deathmug. how it ends.
hey tommy! care to share a meaning full book quote? - timmy
of course tommy, but i am feeling a bit dreary for the time being so it may be a bit depressive. - tommy
not to worry timmy i don’t care - timmy
Our knowledge of life is limited to death. - tommy
wow, that was harsh. thank you brother i am now going to fight the voices in my head. - timmy
ok by girly - tommy
of course tommy, but i am feeling a bit dreary for the time being so it may be a bit depressive. - tommy
not to worry timmy i don’t care - timmy
Our knowledge of life is limited to death. - tommy
wow, that was harsh. thank you brother i am now going to fight the voices in my head. - timmy
ok by girly - tommy
by Silly little goose December 24, 2023
Get the deathmug. Hey I met death today
I met taxes today
Poor you. I am going to heaven. Bye loser!
No don't go without me, taxes are eating me!
I met taxes today
Poor you. I am going to heaven. Bye loser!
No don't go without me, taxes are eating me!
by Alinek March 24, 2019
Get the Deathmug. Common for younger men, condoms can be hidden in a scale model of the Death Star from Star Wars. Thus the phrase "open up the death star" means to have sex with a woman, as you are opening it to get "supplies".
Jason: Yo, Bernardo, Lauren is so DTF, are you gonna open up the Death Star?
Bernardo: I certainly hope so
Bernardo: I certainly hope so
by tambor58 April 21, 2010
Get the Open up the Death Starmug. Bread, that is eaten with pasta, and is thrown in a ninja-like fashion across the table aimed at people, to which effect, people jump up in an attempt to escape in a similar way to which monkeys would.
The aim of this tool is to kill... no one will be left alive!
The aim of this tool is to kill... no one will be left alive!
by N.M.D.B. Master August 20, 2010
Get the Ninja Monkey Death Breadmug.