crack a fat

cracking a fat is an australian slang for 'getting' a boner usealy unententualy can also be 'cracking a fatty' or 'craxking a fatty' 'cracking a fat'

friend: okay lemme just adjust your pants

friend two: allright mate not my fault if i crack a fat

by big man my man May 12, 2023

Crack headdict

When you can’t decide whether someone is a crack head or a crack addict

Yo a crack headdict tried to bite my dick off a seven eleven yesterday

by 711 crack den July 25, 2021

couch crack

When you haven't left the house,and are basically a vampire.

Spending all day on the damn couch

I'd rather be on the couch then be in my room

I'm a couch crack

by andyMessdefine. August 21, 2017

Crack some beans

Making an Italian wanna have sexy time

The girl is looking to crack some beans

by Gingerbreadboi April 16, 2024

Pot crack

Someone who smokes crack from an asshole

Yo bro your a pot crack?

by Blue564 May 12, 2020

Big craigs crack dealership

fuck off bitch my name is michael you asshole all you do is suck cock all day

wow Big craigs crack dealership is a fucking cocksucker

by Some_Person_Was_Taken May 9, 2020

crack moon

Any full moon that falls on the same date as a welfare check.

The fried chicken place in the gas station was really busy today, it must be a crack moon tonight. I hope I have some beer in the fridge because there isn't a chance in hell I'm stepping foot in the liquor store today.

by DrinkingBen October 16, 2015