Potato

Me. Everyone in the world is a potato. Potato is life.

I is potato

by POTATO beef July 20, 2018

Potato

A vegetable that is usually better buttered or width other things.

A nickname used commonly among people who identify, as a freaking potato (me).

Some chick: Hey grams. How long till the potatoes are fully grown

Me: I identify as a hooman, persona, and a fucking potato. Have you seen my baby pics?!?!

by PotatoPersona4Eva May 2, 2018

Mashed Potato Captain

The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!

I was with my girl last night and she made me a Mashed Potato Captain.

by Dumpeldore July 18, 2023

Mashing Potatoes

When your having sex with a girl and she squirts on your face then you throw up.

I was mashing potatoes last night then had to take a shower to wash the filth off .

by Doofenshmirtz1218 December 21, 2024

potato

a godly being created by time and space or something.

a heaven awaits for those who appreciate it

Sorry, I can’t go to your house tomorrow. I must worship thy potato.

by chikin nooget in the air??? September 12, 2022

POTATO

an adjective used to describe a person acting stupid or dense.

Grace, you are being a potato by eating that twinkie

by 20shrea April 25, 2019

Potato Lab

I great bsf and a cute fat potato :D.

(P.S: Message her on gc)
SHES A CUTE POTATOSHES A CUTE POTATOSHES A CUTE POTATOSHES A CUTE POTATOSHES A CUTE POTATOSHES A CUTE POTATOSHES A CUTE POTATOSHES A CUTE POTATOSHES A CUTE POTATO

Potato lab: ello frands
Me: ello :D

by fflyingpiggzz December 22, 2022