Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.

Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.

by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022

potatoism

Potatoism is the newest religion which originates somewhere in Tajikistani mountains, not sure tbh
It focuses on uniting all people that had ever eaten atleast 2 potatoes (idgaf how we will count that shit)

Gay 1 : hey bro have u seen this new shit called potatoism?
Gay 2 : how dare you insult the almighty potatoism religion you penishead

by TheWok January 14, 2022

potato

someone who is superior

person 1: aye you alright mate
person 2:i’m alright how are you my potato

by 09084 January 19, 2022

Potatos

A word used to fuck specifically with Tsumo

Tsumo have you heard of the new potatos

by fhjahfkahfkjdahkjf January 21, 2022

Ashed My Potatoes

When someone dies and puts their ashes into a person’s (who they hate) mashed potato.

Dude OMG my dead ex-girlfriend ashed my potatoes

by Assamo January 22, 2022

Potato

Noun
A person who spends all time inside watching YouTube while being an ambivert.
They have a weird ass sense of humour and they don't have sleep paralysis.
And they have a diet of fried chicken only while being skinny af.

"*insert name*is such a potato"

by Catoil May 14, 2022

Potato

A word similar to tomato that people seem to argue too much about how it is pronounced

Normal Human being: Hey man, do you like potatoes?

Non-normal human being: Actually it is called potato

by Wise Goose May 15, 2022