Jake with Cake

A man (usually named Jake) that has sexual intercourse cake, specifically chocolate cake.

I saw Jake with Cake going to the bakery. Hes going to have a wild night.

by ChadOkay August 1, 2019

A Jake story

A story that in some aspects could maybe be true but is mostly an exaggeration

"Man that chick was sucking my dick upside down down." "Man stfu that shit has to be a Jake story!"

by Big_Dick_Bee420 March 15, 2023

Jake

A bitch

You're a Jake

by mcfebble October 15, 2019

Jake Paul

A term to call someone you hate. Instead of calling someone a bitch, cunt, asshole, fuck face or twat, you can just call them a Jake Paul, but be very careful with using this term, it might put the person you are calling a Jake Paul into coma.

Person1: Hah! you are trash at this game.
Person2: Shut the fuck up you Jake Paul!
(Person1 was sent to the hospital immediately after hearing that.)

by Brian So November 22, 2021

Jake

and old slang word used from about 1900-1940 or so (though more notably used in the days of prohibition. It's meaning is the same as how you would use 'well' or 'good', usually when describing a scenario

how bout's you get that gat outta my face, and everything'll be jake

by SФviet May 15, 2018

Jake Clifford

a woman pelter but also loves george turners wood

jake clifford is a yute

by George turner May 22, 2023

A Jake Brightman

The act of pretending your casually in love with your girlfriend but you're actually an obsessed stalker who sniffs her when you hug.

Person 1: did you just see that guy sniff his girlfriend?
Person 2: he's such a Jake Brightman

by SweetNips69 March 8, 2017