ur mom

a fine ass women i slept with last night

"Q=what did u eat today?. A=ur mom"

by Iamshy4u August 26, 2021

ur mom

a joke that is over used (like your mom)

ur mom gey

by itami_shiina October 03, 2021

ur mom

A very nice lady :)

ur mom is a very nice person

by TheHylian12 August 11, 2019

Ur Mom

An insult 3rd graders say to eachother.

Kid 1: You’re Fat!

Kid 2: Ur Mom!!

Kid 3: Ur dad died

I heard ur mom is so fat she tripped everytime she walked

by XxMegaDestroyer69420xX October 14, 2019

ur mom

milfy lady, massive tits, 10/10 nwould reccomnentd.

yo i wnna fuck ur mom

no. ur 12.

why not bro?

stfu steven.

by 『𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕧𝕖𝟘𝟙』URMOM October 16, 2021

Ur mom

“Ur mom” is a come back that you can’t come back from.

Person one:” imagine cheating on a test ” person two:”imagine ur mom cheating on your dad”

by Lol, ur grandma March 28, 2023

Ur Mom

Ur mom get recked by the rizzler from ohio 69 haahaahahahaahhahahh so funnyyy!!

Ur mom
Dies instantly*

by Sly The Stupid November 18, 2023