Girlfriends (u see whats coming)

They never last.

"He's probably cheating on me" said the girlfriend (she was cheating on him)

"should include the word being defined" said the crybaby. "Fine" said the me.

Girlfriends (u see whats coming)

by Me bois March 22, 2021

Why u so fat?!

Your Chinese dad yelling at you at 3am for not eating all of you egg rolls and getting a 98% in maths

Why u so fat?! Jonathan?!

by Nugget32 June 9, 2022

U got snap?

Every douchebags pickup line to every woman they see on the internet.
They don't want your Snapchat to be your friend, they just want you to send them nudes because they're lonely bums who can't get bitches.

Girl: "I'm so thankful to have friends like you guys"
Douchebag: "U got snap?"
Girl: "Eww, no, go away"
Douchebag: "Ur just a hoe"

by Urban_Alien_69 November 12, 2025

no u

when you get called gay, you say no u

"you're gay"
"no u"
"ouch, that's good"

by Grand Daddy February 13, 2018

No U

When Your In A Argument, or In a Insult Battle (Same thing) if they speak about you or your family just say no u

Person 1 : Go Die in a hole you useless peice of shit
Person 2 : No u

by FaZe N1NJ4 February 22, 2019

nah u gmfu

(Nah U Got me fucked up)

what people say when there's no more Doritos left in the bag.

person: man these doritos BUSSIN
*no more doritos*
person: reaches to get a dorito
Person: nah u gmfu

by valaruh April 1, 2021

U angry dude

He has a big dick, and is mostly called mr steal your girl.

Cunt 1: Fuck that guy he stole my girl!
Cunt 2: Yeah it u angry dude

by U dead September 18, 2021