Cincinnati top hat

During intercourse one person shits on the other person's head, Hence "Top Hat"

I was banging this chick last weekend, she told me to try something new so I gave her a Cincinnati Top Hat! She never saw it coming.

by Irishsunglasses May 31, 2024

horizontal top hat

A sexually move for hot ass citizens that need a break from calling normal sex "normal"...

"So hey we should to horizontal top hat"
"sounds awesome when you put it that way"

by Dawnrose February 18, 2018

crank top

When you have a tank top and you decide to crop it into a crop top, you are left with a cropped tank top. Hence the name, crank top.

Woah, I like your crank top! It makes you look cute AND swole!

by karliskool October 23, 2020

Top the Tater

When you’re plugging away in the rear gate and pull out, when out drops a spud, and you nlow that load all over it

I was Fuckin your sister in the ass last night, and she rode me so hard it slipped out, she dropped a spud, but it was so good I had to top the tater

by Skanky Rabbi April 04, 2021

Tiki Top

Racial slur for an islander

Look at that tiki top over there.

by Lil_Aye_With_A_Broken_Heart December 09, 2022

Backwards-Jump-Top

When your girl give you too but instead of riding you,she jumps on your Johnson

Bruh my girl is so kinky that she did the Backwards-Jump-Top to me last night.

by Paxso-Africano May 06, 2024

Topping Droppings

The toppings that are left behind in the pizza box when you take out a slice.
Delicious!
Topping Droppings are a source of conflict when two or more persons claim that they came off of their slice.

Dude! Those mushroom are mine! They CLEARLY came off of my slice.
Dude! Those are topping droppings...fair game!

by C'czar and K La Di Da April 15, 2020