Faking an Uncle Tom

When you've (usually a black guy) spent so much time with white people that you begin to dislike your own race, but due to white people's "whiteness" you still do not feel completely comfortable around them

Black Guy 1: You've spent the last 4 day with Richard, Madison, and Olivia! How do you feel?
Black Guy 2: They are fun, but I'm really starting to feel distant from other black people.
*Richard send a video of a failed dab*
Black Guy 2: "OHHHHHH WHYYYYYYYY?"
Black Guy 1: Yeah bro you're Faking an Uncle Tom

by kam11345 February 10, 2017

Tall Tough Tom

They are an absolute unit and a have an even bigger pp.

Matty is a tall tough Tom

by Tall Tough Tom February 26, 2022

tom mardy

the only person I know that could make me question my sexuality with a big pp

wow I really want to kiss that girl
wait no I want tom mardy instead

by afuckingpickledaddy March 11, 2024

Tom Brady

The cheating QB that Eli Manning beat in two Super Bowls lol.

Remember when Tom Brady deliberate deflated footballs to beat the Colts in the AFC championship in 2014?

by 9/27/21 September 12, 2021

Tom

Tom broke Poppy’s heat on Wednesday because he wanted to have some space away from her but he made his friend Liam brake up her for him

“Liam” Tom said
“Yes” Liam said
“Can you break poppy up for me” Tom said
“Ok” Liam said

by TTV_TGP February 29, 2020

Channel Tom

The first emo teen to ever treat youtube as a social media and not a place to earn money.
Also does breakcore music on soundcloud.

Check out Channel Tom.

by 23EZ February 4, 2017

Tom Iddon

A guy how picks his own pubes out "just for fun" and dates people who video themselves shitting. He will also have a sister called Charlotte who gets rammed by all his mates cos shes mega fit

Jheez ur being such a tom iddon stop pulling ur pubes out

by Rhys the rapist June 5, 2020