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Jake

A retard who falls out of trees
Jake bruce kelly climbed the tree and broke his back. absolute spastic
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Jake

A Jake is when you publicly masturbate on a social media sight like instagram, or Omegle. This can be used for blackmail if not careful
hey man I think I got caught last night because I pulled a Jake”
by JazzySnail July 28, 2023
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Jake/eros

Jake/Eros is the best person you can ever meet you can always catch them in Kpop chat spouting nonsense (unless you know about Koop ) they also have a good sense of style 😯 his Roblox character is so swag this person is always willing to play some Roblox with you and you can always text them at 5 I’m the morning to play pingpong on iOS games ALSO VERY TALENTED te amo
Omg Jake/Eros you so cool 😱😱😱
by El edit July 22, 2021
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Jake Hillard Minute

A Jake Hillard Minute is when someone says “one minute” and proceeds to act 1 hour later
Bro pass the cart, in a Jake Hillard Minute
by Fetti man February 24, 2024
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Jake

Either you like this nice dude or you hate that psychopathic bitch
Person 1: Aw look its Jake!!
Person 2: Ew no Jake is psychotic
by kat3r1n December 3, 2018
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Jake

Jake is an ugly fat girl with huge tits. She is a psychotic murderer and will probably eat your arms for a snack. That bitch likes to eat the cheese off people’s toes. She thinks she is funny but is actually a massive arsehole whose life is funnier than her jokes.
Person 1: Oh look! It’s Jake!!!
Person 2: *screams* run before she eats your arms!!!!
Jake: C’mon I only want an ear!!!
by Your 1st Rejection October 29, 2019
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Jake Paul

A term to call someone you hate. Instead of calling someone a bitch, cunt, asshole, fuck face or twat, you can just call them a Jake Paul, but be very careful with using this term, it might put the person you are calling a Jake Paul into coma.
Person1: Hah! you are trash at this game.
Person2: Shut the fuck up you Jake Paul!
(Person1 was sent to the hospital immediately after hearing that.)
by Brian So November 22, 2021
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