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The Cool Goon

Cool Goon was one of many people in a hivemind mentality in a very irresponsible and immature debate in #debate. In this debate one person had seriously suggested potential merits of putting convicts into state-sponsored gladiator fighting systems, and everyone else came down on the dude with massively overwhelming moral shaming. They very rarely cited actual arguments or reasoning against it, preferring to target the individual over the idea. Eventually I stepped in and told them off for not engaging in logical or productive debate, and at that point Hater (the guy with the New England profile) who had previously been participating in the "debate" by occasionally adding his own jabs decided to spend a line saying how much he dislikes debate anyways and it's a dumb channel. I got really pissed at him for that - as it was not something new - and basically told him to either grow up or shut up. He cited autism as an excuse for lack of performance and promptly left the server of his own accord. After my "burn" (as everyone seemed to think it was) people spam reacted with various roast-related emojis. I told them to shut it and keep it mature, and the next one to post an emoji would receive a ban. Cool Goon knowingly posted an emoji. He received a ban.
The Cool Goon WAs So Cool He Got F*cking Banned
by Corphoenix December 16, 2020
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cool as butter

smooth, chilled, unsalted (not salty), creamy, spreadable, non stick, can add flavor in any situation
Jordyn: I know you're frustrated now, it will pass, soon you'll be cool as butter.
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no fools we’re cool

a group of people are to “cool” for you
melvin- yo bro wassup

kevin- ew no fools we’re cool
by hip.sartorius.15 November 20, 2019
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cool person

a person who is above average. some might even call them cool
"Wow they are a person and they're cool!"
"Yeah, they're a pretty cool person."
by ieatglassandshitblood October 17, 2022
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OK COOL

the coolest fucking creative agency in london.
period.
we got our content from ok cool - it was fucking rad
by enjoyurday May 23, 2022
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Cool your shoes

by Cool your shoes September 19, 2018
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Cool

by Oona2506 June 7, 2017
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