alpaca punch

When someone spits in the face of a person before punching them.

Bro, you should have seen the bar fight I just witnessed. He pulled the old alpaca punch and he hit the floor!

by Madew26 October 17, 2022

pecker punched

Getting thumped in the face with a giant cock.

You said what!! Thwap! Pecker punched.

by hirsakowski November 20, 2015

flacid punch

when so smack someone with your soft penis

my girl loves a nice flacid punch

by Therealkei May 23, 2016

Stub punch

Being punched in the face with someone's stub

You have been stub punched by your uncle

by Tylerjcowden7 August 19, 2017

double fist punch

The signature move of Captain James Tiberius Kirk.

I will double fist punch you, you slave-making bitch!

by Big D666 December 29, 2016

skull punch

It's like a back fist to the brain

These mother fuckers wouldn't stop talkin shit so I skull punched em.

by BEXXX September 01, 2014

punching jellyfish

When you can fit your whole fist inside a woman’s vagina

Dude, i had my whole fist in there, it was like punching jellyfish

by Jelly lover 69 December 26, 2023