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fucking can opener

1. that bastard piece of shit occasionally electrical appliance that opens cans or doesn't open cans

Number 2. the only Christmas gift mom gave to your ex
3.the Christmas gift your ex still should not have gotten
4. the only bullshit appliance that you can throw away three times and dig it out of the trash when you need it most and the bastard work
5. the one electrical appliancethat you are glad you did not throw it At your ex because the f**Ucker*** sometimes works
"throw that fucking can opener away!"

"I wish I had thrown that fucking can opener at you! but I'm glad I didn't because I needed to open some peaS and cream of children soup!"

"I've lost the handheld can opener please go dig the fucking can opener out of the garbage...so I can try it again. do you believe after one week of using a handheld can opener the electric fucking can opener workEd"

"go to hell you fucking can opener I am throwing you away now!"

"mom don't buy that asshole a fucking can opener for Christmas he's an idiot and may try to use it; he's ugly buy him a paper bag instead."

"that f****** can opener is possessed!"
by Red one... out May 6, 2014
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tuna canned

He tried to get tuna canned in the mens bathroom
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Beer Can Mike

Offical traed mrkl of DOGECAN HELL YAeh.! Beer can Mike is a hermit. Berr can Miek eats cox n bolz. Mike's beer can is about as big as a beer can. Beercan Mike recycles. Good for him. #belikemike
Person 1: "Well I was headed over to beer can Mike and Cody's today."
Person 2: "Does he was some of my beer cans?"
Person 1: "Probably."
by Beer Can Mike August 15, 2021
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I can buy you once but I can sell you twice

Something that you buy once but sell twice therefore deems the item worthless. Itโ€™s one of the harshest insults you can give somebody.
โ€œI can buy you once but I can sell you twiceโ€
by Slangteam6 June 14, 2022
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can in math

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Can in math
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Can

Can is a gang related word. When referring to spray paint, people use the word "can" as a code word so as not to attract attention when used publicly.
can
by Pumba (M.J.L.) March 24, 2010
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