pencil straight

extremely straight; like a pencil

i have pencil straight hair

by darkmatter829 November 26, 2023

Straight deeope out there

To smash a coffee and go destroy a sesh at the jetties

Get Sykingggg! It's Straight deeope out there

by Thecitymayor February 13, 2019

The straights

The heterosexual population, in contrast to the gays or the queers.

What’s with all the weird gender role bullshit? The straights are not okay.

by zealasquigs December 27, 2022

Straight

Bad. Bad. Bad. No homo=No life.

Straights are dumb asf bc they want straight pride and a straight pride flag? sorry wtf

Hollie: Omg are you straight?
Coby: yeah
Hollie: ew betch thats fucking disgusting. ur gay now

by morehomobro April 16, 2020

Straight out

without thought or reluctance.

If you're not going to help me, just tell it straight out.

by Arminkshipper June 23, 2024

That is so straight

The gay version of 'that is so gay'. A response to people in their straight bubble.
Used also to describe an ignorant person who assumes your straight.

Guy 1. Omg a massive boulder hit my car and smashed the front end off.
Guy 2. Man that is so straight.

by TheHotKayaker August 29, 2020

straight-uwu

Straight-uwu is a recently discovered sexuality

You are Straight-uwu if you:

Are a softie
Behave way too wholesome
Use UwU unironically
Are objectively cringe
Like the color pink and or rainbows
Make people question your heterosexuality
Are in fact straight

Straight-uwu Person: Ok good night, luv u UwU
Straight Person: Bro u gae or somethin'?
Straight-uwu Person: Dude calm down im just straight-uwu

by Cringeologist March 9, 2021