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Mary Chandler

Mary Chandler is a shy, but interesting person with a subtle fashion sense. She is dirty blonde, and somewhat short. She is can be insecure, but really opens up when you get to know her. She gets bad grades, but doesnโ€™t care. Is artsy, a little pretentious, and a reliable friend.
Mary Chandler needs to figure herself out.
by Jellyjance@gmail.com November 24, 2018
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Mary Jane

A herb that makes you float ya boat, will be faded than a MF ! Some people sell dookie some sell the pressure and some sell that exotic.
Aye girl where can I go to get this Mary Jane?
Ole dude across the streets got some trash Mary Jane.
by anonymous September 27, 2021
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Mary's Cancer

A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.

The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.

Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.
Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"

Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"
by Thealmightydoctor June 24, 2011
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Marie

The cutest girl ever. Wish she never left.

When youโ€™re with her you feel like youโ€™re swimming in a perpetual ocean of beauty.
I love you Marie, stay with me a few moments longer.
by anonymous November 5, 2022
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Mary

Shrek's biggest fan
Wow, it's a wild Mary!
by OONAI CHOW October 4, 2025
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mary porter

gorgeous ass bitch ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ go get joaquin ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
mary porter has to go get her man joaquin!
by Mamasfungers October 22, 2020
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Mary Lawson

This is a term drug dealers use to signal to customers they are being watched by the law. Its taken from mary jane, and the alteration is pretty easy too see mary LAWson
Wanna buy some mary lawson.
by Tom_O'malley July 22, 2016
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