Dirty Morton

The act of one taking a large sip of coke while simultaneously having their best friend smack their belly in a McDonald's Play Place while doing the floss.

I did a Dirty Morton.

by Beeg nene May 17, 2020

dirty umphries

When a subject that is spitting is restrained from spitting by way or use of a mask or barrier placed on the subject, then having their own spit rubbed back into their face.

Dude those cops gave that jerk a dirty umphries.

by johnnyalpha November 2, 2013

Dirty cori

A Dirty Cori is someone that walks into an orgy and is the center of attention.

Hey look its the dirty Cori.

by Dirty Cori July 4, 2020

dirty lova

When a female runs out of toilet paper and calls a simp over to finish the clean up job

Girl let me tell you how this dirty lova better then a bidet!

by T-Mac1994 April 27, 2020

Dirty Asger

When a blind dude tries to fuck with his girlfriend, but ends up having anal sex with his father-in-law.

"How'd ur night go last night?"
"Man u know i can't see right, and I did a Dirty Asger"
"Lmao gay"

by Alfred den store June 4, 2022

Dirty Pablo

Getting a whore to fart cocaine up your hooter, during, before or after sex.

I had a right sort last night, she even gave me a dirty pablo!!

by LENDOGG June 6, 2020

rippin' dirties

When you're out of weed and you're desperate, so you hit the bowl that's already beat several extra times.

Dude, I went on vacation with Sage last week and totally ran out of weed on day two. We spent the rest of the time rippin' dirties.

by Lorraine Veronica Spitzel October 23, 2009