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f David

Also known as a “affidavit,” this is used when someone calls the police on their child’s mother, but then decides they don’t want her to be arrested, because then he would have to take care of the kid.
Hey Ms Lawyer… I can say I lied. Imma write a f David and say that.
by 3works4me August 12, 2024
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David

david is a amazing bf. i love him with all my heart ❤️. I <3 david. my number 1 bb.
david is amazing and gives me lots of kisses
by iheartdavid November 3, 2022
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David off

Is the same as "Jack off"/"Jacking off", but in a more elegant way with long hair and shaved legs.
A guy named David: I beg my pardon. Do you have any idea where I can find a facial cleanser set for lighter skins?

Some other Dude: Can you David off please.
by Quickbrother August 21, 2019
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David

by DVDXVX January 20, 2023
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David Mata

cool guy: that guy is a retard

loser: who
cool guy: david mata
by COOLGUY!!!1 September 25, 2021
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david

a bitch ass boy who plays with hearts without thinking about consequences, would not recommend
person 1: damn david played that girl

person 2: yeah he’s a real asshole
by Dabllamapoopsquad April 12, 2020
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David

Person 1 I'm hanging out with David

Person 2 Fuck you faggot
by Goodgiy4321 April 19, 2021
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