The Cool Goon

Cool Goon was one of many people in a hivemind mentality in a very irresponsible and immature debate in #debate. In this debate one person had seriously suggested potential merits of putting convicts into state-sponsored gladiator fighting systems, and everyone else came down on the dude with massively overwhelming moral shaming. They very rarely cited actual arguments or reasoning against it, preferring to target the individual over the idea. Eventually I stepped in and told them off for not engaging in logical or productive debate, and at that point Hater (the guy with the New England profile) who had previously been participating in the "debate" by occasionally adding his own jabs decided to spend a line saying how much he dislikes debate anyways and it's a dumb channel. I got really pissed at him for that - as it was not something new - and basically told him to either grow up or shut up. He cited autism as an excuse for lack of performance and promptly left the server of his own accord. After my "burn" (as everyone seemed to think it was) people spam reacted with various roast-related emojis. I told them to shut it and keep it mature, and the next one to post an emoji would receive a ban. Cool Goon knowingly posted an emoji. He received a ban.

The Cool Goon WAs So Cool He Got F*cking Banned

by Corphoenix December 16, 2020

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cool person

a person who is above average. some might even call them cool

"Wow they are a person and they're cool!"
"Yeah, they're a pretty cool person."

by ieatglassandshitblood October 17, 2022

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Cool

Acronym for Constipated Overrated Out-of-style Loser. Often used to subvert people's expectations by calling them COOL first, and then informing them what it stands for.

Person 1: You're COOL
Person 2: Thanks man
Person 1: Constipated Overrated Out-of-style Loser
Person 2: shit man why'd you have to do me like that

by legally stupid April 16, 2022

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