Baby Weight

The weight that a man or a woman gains when thy eat a baby.
Man, after that dinner last night, I really need to work out to get rid of that baby weight.
by monicoran May 5, 2008
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I’m baby

Usually used by small “wholesome” girls. Indicates a need for affection that their parents failed to provide. Often associated with the 🥺 emoji. Also used to excuse clumsy/stupid actions in the “But I’m baby” form.
“Kate, this is the sixth time you’ve overcooked the boba!”

“But.... but I’m baby 🥺”

“No u ain’t”
by Buffarlos March 18, 2020
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bush baby

(noun) A child whose father is in an irregular relationship with the mother, or possibly unknown. In the latter case, may also be known as a "spree baby".
"Sally and Joe are from Maria's first marriage, but Jerry is her bush baby."
by anarcissie May 17, 2008
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baby shit

Noun. A very soft bowel movement, usually green with a very foul odor. Can be associated with sharp pains to the stomach and burning around the rectum.
"Dude, I just took a dump and I've got baby shit."
by dcappy April 25, 2006
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baby batter

Milky white substance found in the depths of the testicals inside a male's scrotum. When shot from the penis, the milky substance looks like the batter of a baked good.
Abraham: "Shit!"

Jacob: "what's up?"

Abraham: "I was wacking off and got baby batter all in my toe hair..."

Jacob: "next time you'll remember to wear socks."
by ronald514930 September 11, 2009
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Baby Snakes

When you have an diarrhea and it comes out in small little long pieces and it burns your butthole, very similar to a venomous baby snake.
"My ass is a habitat for baby snakes!"
"I have a bad case of the baby snakes!"
by Berryphresh February 24, 2013
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Baby Sanchez

A female version of the "dirty sanchez" After intercourse the woman wipes some of the cum "babies" on her finger leans in for a kiss and wipes her baby filled finger across the upper lip of her man... leaving him with a baby sanchez!
"Carlos was awfully mouthy before sex tonight so Kristina left him with a baby sanchez after the lovins"
by ksommers<3muffin April 14, 2010
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