Montana mud pie

Where you eat your partner ass when he or she has the runs

Yesterday do I was liking my partner ass when she blasted a Montana mud pie on my face

by Meat D1c8 April 8, 2025

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vapid pie

Besides the nice-looking crust, it's an otherwise empty pie. Akin to the nothingburger, it is the crown dish served up by know-nothing, empty promise makin' shit talkin' motherfuckers.

"oooooh no! you ain't gonna serve me up none of that vapid pie asshole, I want my motherfuckin money in cash!"
"Said he had it all locked down, turns out he just served us a vapid pie and left."
"sweet deal he said, once in a lifetime... now I'm choking on vapid pie."

by war-n January 11, 2019

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Muay tai cream pie

When you ejaculate in a women to then throat chop her so she makes a sound similar to Buddhist prayer

Noah gave my sister a muay tai cream pie and I want revenge for his heinous acts

by Kohpissyboi December 6, 2024

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Cutie pie

People mistakenly use this form when trying to write the word "cutiepie".

I made a letr fo my sweeet wife/sister sayin' she a cutie pie. However momma/ aunt Lauren saw the letter and smacked me right on my tractor arm for misspelling the word. Why am I so stupid? :(

by Gjorge May 9, 2018

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