Michael

Doesn’t need a lot to be smart but takes a lot to be stupid
Michael is the wrong dune coon
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Michael

The GOAT. Best guy you ever know. And can be Very stupid some times. Professional basketball player. Tall. Nothing more to say mic drop
Michael is a cool dude
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Michael

Michael isn’t a very nice guy. He has big bushy eyebrows and every time you ask to pluck them he slaps you in the face. If you spell it M I C H E A L he’ll also slap you in the face. Don’t befriend Michael.
Hey guys… did you hear? Michael’s been such an asswipe recently…
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michael

a wise person .He doesn't like to share his problems but is a very good friend to have .he's quite moody at times and he's also a ladies man.he's quite romantic and easy to fall in love with too.
I have a friend who's quite a michael.
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Michael

A cool dude who's talented. This dude is athletic smart and has potential to make a lot of friends. He throws away this potential by being rude to people for no apparent reason. One minute his super nice the next he doesn't want anything to do with you. He is caring at times and does have your back when in need. He can also be insecure and needs to realize he has a great personality. And more people would like him if he just stayed true to himself.
Person 1) Man, Michael is such a nice dude, too bad his so insecure.
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Michael

a stinky protein power dreads skinny fat black monkey that makes excuses for missing practice
Michael loves brextens tip
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Michael

A person who can't afford anything and can only buy knock-offs
Michael: I can't afford Rise Of Kingdoms so I got Fall of Republic
Insert: Broke ahh
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