man straw

a penis

she sucked my man straw to receive my man milk.

by pstan2328 May 10, 2011

future man

Future man is the opposite of an anachronism, therefore always hopelessly ahead of their time. Under appreciated and hard to ever really get to know because they are always one step ahead of you. Never interested in the news because they already know. Also, future mans always have a huge penis.

"Have you met future man?"
"No. Not yet."

by Ricky sprinkles March 13, 2014

Dildo man

A dildo man is a man whos body is the shape of a dildo but he has no penis and is always very tall with no toes

That guy looks like a penis ohhhhh he musr be a dildo man

by Kaydin April 21, 2019

Manne Man

"Manne Man" is a slang for very fat bears who usually is a legend.

"Did you see all the dells that Manne Man had?"

by Manne Man October 24, 2018

man simp

a woman who dates around and doesn't care about the man who she dates even if the man would do anything for her.

wow nomis a man simp

by MISTERDOT99999 April 3, 2020

rat man

Literally a gremlin that will post rats everytime someone mentions rats.

"Man, this dude's a fucking rat man!"

by loltrol488 November 10, 2020

Deego man

simply loves turd dildo's. this strange young man is rarely seen without his turd dildo, he loves his turd dildo so much it is thought he sleep's with it at night.

no way deego man, you and your turd dildo can sleep on the bottom

by sexual harasment panda2 October 26, 2010