He’s gonna take you back to the past

Literally. This white dud will take you back to your SHITTY childhood in the 80s.

"Ayo the pizza here."

*runs downstairs and trips*

"OH NIGGA"

*yelling in pain as I fall down the stairs*

" augh my ears burn"

Then, he’s gonna take you back to the past and he’ll order you to never order a pizza again from your consequences…

by TheFuckinNerd February 22, 2022

The one piece takeaway

It is what is

"You know jacob the hot choclate was the one piece takeaway

by Fastwo March 5, 2022

You can't take a horse to water

You can't force a person to do what they don't want to do.

You can't take a horse to water is a useful phrase to learn when making friends.

by Sexydimma March 13, 2022

Who will take me out

The new style which olosho are using to advertise their business

Who will take me out
I'm lonely

by Youngbello1 July 26, 2022

I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA

It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.

"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"

by Bokskogen July 28, 2022

“I bet they take the same mg”

When a couple that is hooking up is about the same size

Did you see that Emily and Drake are hooking up?

Yeah, they’re cute but “I bet they take the same mg”… if you know what I mean

Oh yeah, Drake is so scrawny and some would say Emily is big boned.

by Hateroops October 27, 2022

i need to take a dev

i needa take a shit

bro i need to take a dev

by opiumnav September 12, 2022