Schrödinger's roll call

A thought experiment for online classes in which the student may be simultaneously present and absent as a result of their attendance being linked to studiousness
The class had 50 students online, when called on only 10 respond

It was a Schrödinger's roll call captured by teams.
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Called To Pee

You are the people who pee on jelly fish stings
Hey gary its time your Called To Pee
by evedl@g.eips.ca January 26, 2024
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Real life Cold Call

A fun game to play with your friends. The goal is to tap an unsuspecting person on the shoulder or pull on their bag. When they turn around, you say a generic cold call.
Person one: "hey bro. Watch this."

Person two: "Alright."

*Person two pulls on a bystanders bag*

Person three: "huh?"

Person one: "have you or a loved one been misdiagnosed with mesothelioma? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation."

Person two: "classic. You just pulled a Real life cold call."
by Bigjuicytatas June 15, 2017
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cougar call

The mullet hair style, especially when worn by a 18-21 year old man
Bro have you seen Chad's new hair cut, it's an absolute cougar call
by AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH February 17, 2021
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