lollipop sandwich

Suck a lollipop right out you’re bitches sandwich (pussy)

My birch feed me a lollipop sandwich

by Dr.ASAP23 August 20, 2019

Shaved Head Sandwich

A toasted sandwich involving a tortilla, salami, cheese, and mayonnaise. The production of which involves arranging the ingredients down the middle of the tortilla, folding the sides toward the middle, and then folding it in half, and placing the whole sandwich in the toaster, with the opening facing upward, so as not to burn your house down.

Talion: "Have you ever, tried a shaved head sandwich?"

Celebrimbor: "dude, I love those!"

Talion: "just be careful not to burn your house down!"

by Rage_thorne June 23, 2023

shit sandwich

Opposite of a compliment sandwich. A positive section sandwiched between two negative sections.

Ben Shapiro's movie reviews are shit sandwiches. He says the movies are bad, then describes good things, then repeats that they are bad.

by duggie2 November 7, 2025

mec-n-dog sandwiches

yum

Guys, type mec-n-dog sandwiches into urban dictionary!

by fakeralsoof October 1, 2020

Steak Sandwiches with my Dad

When someone gives a shitty excuse as for why he can't attend an event. The adult equivalent of "my dog ate my homework", transparent.

I can't raid tonight, I have to go eat steak sandwiches with my dad.

by Noiryx March 3, 2018

Two sandwiches and a nap

What happens just before you decide to get clean and sober.

Dude you are spun the fuck out. Eat a Two sandwiches and a nap. Then you should think about going to rehab.

by MURPHY45INC July 18, 2022

Vegemite Sandwich

A threesome instigated by a woman of colour who is then "spread and bread" between two white males.

"Yo! Vanilla. You and your white arse cracker friend wanna be the bread to my yeasty black spread? Whooo we going to make us a Vegemite Sandwich."

by Angusmypattie February 28, 2024