Kanye Punch

verb (used with object), Slang.

1. To strike someone in the genitals.

2. A punch in the dick.

First Person: "The next thing I knew she Kanye Punched me."
Second Person: "Kanye Punched?"
First Person: "Yeh, Kanye Punched. She punched me in the dick. Dick punch. Gedditt?"

by Dee Yo Gee February 9, 2015

Punch

Using stolen credit/debit cards in order to buy something for your own good.

I just hit a punch on a Plain Jane bout 3 weeks ago.

by Didionroeblock July 17, 2023

Gremlin Punch

Getting sick after having not eaten all day then drinking alcohol.

Man, I didn't eat anything all day before I drank, then the gremlin punch hit me and I barfed all over.

by FlyingKangaroo April 2, 2010

tounge punch the mudstar

Tounge punch the mudstar: To lick and dart your tounge to and in the asshole.

"Bend over and spread your cheeks , I wanna tounge punch your mudstar!"

"I wanna tounge punch your mudstar!"

Booty, Butthole, Asshole, Poopshoot, Tounge Punch the Mudstar

by ThaJtrain December 28, 2016

Dry punch

When you walk into a room and smell an odor that makes up turn around and walk out means you were dry punched,

I walked in the restroom and I was dry punched.

by Dry punched June 6, 2018

Punching the Partridge

Another term for having a wank

"John's just upstairs punching the partridge at the moment, he'll be back soon"

"I'm just gonna head off and punch the partridge real quick"

by Herman Sherman Squitwank October 11, 2025

Tongue Punch ur Fart Box

To jab/stab someone multiple times in their anal cavity with your tongue

Hooker: Baby please don’t go there

Chaz: Why not I just wanna tongue punch ur fart box

by Fuckthatnoise October 4, 2021