punching the salad bar

The act of giving a throatjob creampie to a vegan/vegetarian, essentially providing the 'dressing' to their 'salad bar'.

After a few shots of tequila, Jane, a vegan, got her salad bar punched by Bob. Bob is known for punching the salad bar.

by batht May 16, 2018

Punching the Reactor Core

Deeply and vigorously penetrating the sphincter of a organism to the degree where it has lost the ability to function succesfully.

Police - "How did you escape for that petophile young man?"
Young Man - "I started punching the reactor core as hard as I could."
Police - "Good job lad!"

by Dante Al Dante October 8, 2008

Yoshi Punch

The act of surprising someone by shoving your tongue in their butthole unexpectedly whilst making the famous yoshi cry

Due to James always sleeping naked, Emma decided to Yoshi Punch him to wake him up

by Pingu Surfer August 29, 2019

Five Finger Death Punch

When a person soaks their fingers in the spiciest sauce they can find,then proceed to put all five soaked fingers in an orifice of the said person's partner.

Guy 1: yo, why are your fingers reddish?
Guy 2: my boyfriend wanted a "Five Finger Death Punch"
Guy 1: Jesus, Is he okay!

by Hamsir October 8, 2022

Punch in the Piss Pan

The act of inserting a fist into a vagina. Aka Fisting

SKÖL Bro: Did you hear that Rich gave his sister the old Punch in the Piss Pan.

SKÖL Ho: NO SHIT!!!

by TOTEMIR March 15, 2022

Munchin Punch

When you go down on a girl while she is on her period.

Guy 1: “Dude, I went down on this check last night, but when she turned on the lights, my face was covered in red!”

Guy 2: “ Ya man, you were munchin punch!”

by Jew_Bagel May 14, 2021

Coochie Punch

Coochie punch is the action where you fist a woman with your hand lubed in vaseline

{chad} hey dude i just coochie punched {kira}
{jake} yooo did u use the vaseline lube

by xyko1 February 9, 2021