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Blue man needs to poop

I made a card from someone historic and i called it blue man needs to poop its the best thing ever made to mankind
Person 1: I made a card of *insert historic person*
Person 2: blue man needs to poop
by Wilted lilly January 23, 2021
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The Cool Nerd

Only one man is worthy of the elite title of "The Cool Nerd" His name is Vic and he is by far not only the smartest man I have ever known, he is hands down the sexiest man to walk the planet earth. No man can ever take his place. No man can compete with his pretty boy swag with sexy geek twist. His capabilites in the bedroom are incrumensurable. 8f you were lucky enough to have the opportunity to call yourself His girlfriend then consider it an honor. All the other girls hoping for a turn to be by his side ... Don't bother trying because he has found his queen and they were destined to be together, he will not leave her under any circumstances.
Girl look at that fine ass guy over there!!

Nah ... That's the cool nerd ... he's taken
by The Cool Nerds Girl September 10, 2021
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Penis Video Game Nerd

During the angry reviewing era came a Penis Video Game Nerd, then more end up existing.
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Stupid Idiot Virgin Nerd

Did you hear? Brian got into UCLA!
Oh wow that´s awesome, what´s his major?

Electrical Engineering, I think.
Oh... he´s going to UCLA to be an Electrical Engineer of all things? What a waste.
I know, what a stupid idiot virgin nerd.
by bean_bomb May 9, 2022
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Beat a nerd day

Beat a nerd day is started in October 24th, the date is for beat every nerd in the world.
"i gonna beat up a nerd for the Beat a nerd day"
by SrCoookiee August 27, 2022
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five simple needs

The five simple needs are defined as: Shelter, nutrition, community, fulfillment, and expression.

•shelter= a home that feels secure
•nutrition= food and water that can be absorbed and processed by the individuals body properly
•fulfillment= the feeling you are doing what you were"meant to", the freedom to pursue areas of talent and interest
•expression= the ability to communicate internal states and have that understanding reflected

Maslows hierarchy of needs is great but regarding need there is no hierarchy- a need is "all or none" there is no partial fulfillment of a need either you are sated or suffering.

Any of these needs not being fulfilled will lead to imminent deterioration of mind/body/spirit and results in behaviors of isolation and desperation.

The source of all problems in the world are from an unmet need which requires empathy and understanding to correct as opposed to assumption, hate, and rejection.
I thought I had all my needs met with food, water, and shelter but the real reason I've been feeling so depressed is I've been missing my five simple needs- Everything I do is for someone else yet I feel no community connection in my work environment. I need to align more with my passion work to feel like me again!
by sbvsblw October 4, 2022
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