Cookie mom

An ovulating cougar with pride for female offspring in Girl Scouts overly devoted to marketing frequent sales of branded cookies inside a branded box. The cookie mom also has a very tasty and exclusive cookie.

I don’t know, go ask the cookie mom.

“J: Her cookie tastes delicious.”

by FormerPresident1 February 20, 2025

Chocolate chip cookie

Poopy Vagina, when you go down on a girl and she has shit in her vagina

He was dissapointed that her Cookie was a acually a Chocolate chip cookie

by ThatOneGuy84930 February 22, 2025

Cookie Monster

BEWARE! he will steal your cookies

Person A: “yo man where did my cookies go”

Person B: “they got stolen by the cookie monster”

by UltraDean1983 March 11, 2025

Milk and Cookies

When you chew up Oreos and regurgitate them (mama birding them if you will) into your partners mouth and then wash it down with semen.

Person 1: bro I totally gave Samantha milk and cookies last night iykwim
Person 2: bullshit, ain’t no way yall pulled some shit like that
Person 1: yeah we did and she wanted seconds

by Thats-so-random March 11, 2025

Avocado Cookie

Avocado cookie is a character from cookie run and is extremely hot. She's also buff and a #girlboss and I have a whole discord for her. She makes really dumb jokes and is a blacksmith. She isn't very popular but her fans are either extremely thirsty for her or really nice. Or they literaly just like her to ship her with matcha. Just never EVER look up her fanart on google. Someone mangaged to make her skinny and underbaked. She also reminds most people of bismuth from steven univeres. Or its just a vegan cookie.

Friend: Why do you simp for that cookie?
Mal: Because Avocado cookie is a babe .

by I AM QUEER *all might face* November 23, 2021

Tropi-Cookie

a fruit like cookie, taste like a fruit looks like a cookie.

"do you want an apple?" "No, i'd rather have a Tropi-Cookie!"

by The man that made Tropi-cookie November 24, 2021

My Cookie Dough

The place to go when you're craving something sweet... MCD is an epic dessert company who create mouth-watering freshly baked cookie doughs with soft and gooey consistency that makes the tastebuds squeal in delight.

I went to My Cookie Dough to try their Sl**ty Brownie Cookie Dough and now I can't think about anything else...

by CSKM November 23, 2021