Michael B Jordan

Literally the finest man alive.

I heart Michael B Jordan

by Samantha Hood September 28, 2023

Michael Zhang

The best person to ever exist.

Michael Zhang is the best!

by bob0246 September 30, 2023

Michael Horick

Loves Pugs. Plays rust with pug skins. hater of women loves men. fucked 5 dudes in one sitting. only sucks 4.2334inch sized cocks

Michael horick is my faviort person

by bestthroweroutthere October 1, 2023

louisiana michael myers

A social media trend depicting a man in a michael myers mask and beige jumpsuit doing a dance known as the "wipe me down" trend.

"Have you seen any louisiana michael myers shorts popping up on your page lately?"
"No, what is that?"

by Someone Unavailable October 1, 2023

Michael Cera Rizz

For those Michael Cera type mfers. Those goofy/awkward nice guys who aren't necessarily conventionally attractive, don't go to the gym, and aren't super masculine, but still end up swimming in puss like it's nobodies business.

"Yo that motherfucker's got hella Michael Cera Rizz"

by Owen Fuchs October 2, 2023

Michael Sinnott

Gay Jew small Pepe

Person 1: Ur a real Michael Sinnott
Person 2: fuck u

by Jesus because ala is it real October 18, 2019

Michael Okocha

A boy who uses way too much skill in soccer. He's generally a super nice and relaxed person
He's easy to get along with.

Wow! Did you see that skill?
Yep he's a Michael Okocha alright!

by Purplething324 October 19, 2019