Bestest friend

the only person who will send you a video of them shouting Pikachu

yo manh, he is my bestest friend

by moxxibb May 28, 2021

friend-masking

when someone on a dating app uses pictures only with their hotter friends to hide their identity as the uglier friend in the group. they have no individual pictures on their profile.

"Bro this guy only has photos of him with his more attractive friends on his profile. I can just tell he's the short king with a bad haircut."
"It's because he's friend-masking!"

by maddyyyyyyyyyh May 22, 2023

Friend Gay

When your friend preference is only for your own self-identified gender.

When I say it is going to be just me and the boys.. that's like... always true... I'm friend gay. You're a real sweet lady. But...

by Don't use your real name.your June 7, 2023

Permanent Friend

A long term partnership with someone that is ambiguously platonic to outsiders.

It’s an undefinable permanent relationship between two people that is more than friendship, but they aren’t in a ‘relationship’ per se.

It often involves homosexual men, who are somewhat closeted.

Lisa Marie Preslie and Michael Jackson were permanent friends.

by Kezzzzzzzzz June 15, 2023

plush friend

When you and a friend use your console controllers on each other for sexual pleasure.

Just a fly guy trying to drink beers and play some games with some plush friends

by Plush daddy June 30, 2021

GoFundMe Friend

A person who has friends, but they’re only friends out of pitty. Never the first person to call for plans, always left as a last option. Friends of the GoFundMe friend rarely make effort in hanging out.

“I never want to become a GoFundMe Friend, I only need real friends.”

by JustYourAverageGroupie July 4, 2021

gay friend

A man that a woman tolerates, but is not attracted to.

No guy ever wants to be a gay friend, unless he actually is gay.

by Killing Kittens March 31, 2005