Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies
The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.
by Connie Bates May 13, 2016
Get the Jack-off Cookiesmug. 
How to 'Pull a cookie' 101.
Ron Artester: "1V1 BRID ME IN EDGE YOU SPASTIC KID?"
Person 1: "Ok im here, world 325"
Person 1: "Are you coming or what?"
Person 1: "I'm here waiting..."
Ron Artester: "Stfu retard!"
*Person 1 gets blocked by Ron Artester*
Ron Artester: "1V1 BRID ME IN EDGE YOU SPASTIC KID?"
Person 1: "Ok im here, world 325"
Person 1: "Are you coming or what?"
Person 1: "I'm here waiting..."
Ron Artester: "Stfu retard!"
*Person 1 gets blocked by Ron Artester*
by donolesen March 29, 2020
Get the Pull a cookiemug. 
Under cookie is a gacha tuber who usually makes danganronpa skits and reaction videos.They have 17.1k subs on youtube and 3,148,533 views all together.
by anonymous October 16, 2021
Get the under cookiemug. A feminist cookie is the term for the reward some men seem to be seeking for saying or doing something feminist. Asking someone if they want a cookie may be used to mock, more or less gently, such attention seeking. A man congratulating himself on his feministic treatment of women is likely to be called out for cookie seeking. In general, feminists consider feminist behavior an essential matter of etiquette, not a cause for general congratulations and acclaim.
Bob: “Women shouldn’t go to prison for false rape accusations.”
Marie: “No shit. Want a feminist cookie?”
Marie: “No shit. Want a feminist cookie?”
by FLWizard August 10, 2021
Get the Feminist cookiemug. Where a woman inserts skittles into her vag and a man (or woman) eats them whilst coated in slippery substances.
by MrMarlow August 12, 2017
Get the skittle cookiemug.