My stomach hurts so I’m going to go to the bathroom and make an ass cookie.
Wow, my poop looks like a perfect ass cookie.
Wow, my poop looks like a perfect ass cookie.
by MarinaCityBrian December 22, 2018
Get the Ass cookiemug. The act of soliciting an outrageously overweight Girl Scout den mother, butt fucking her in a Texas Walmart parking lot, and letting her eat a thin mint out of your ass.
by Certified Hunni March 11, 2024
Get the Texas Mud Cookiemug. A car that is either a Sedan (4 door car), Truck, or SUV (Sport Utility Vehicle), that look like, or blend in, with other cars on modern roads
Examples of vehicles include, but are not limited to:
Trucks
Ford F-150, Chevy Silverado, GMC Sierra, Dodge RAM, Toyota Tundra, Ford Ranger, Chevy Colorado, Honda Ridgeline, Ford Maverick
SUVs
Ford Escape, Toyota RAV4, Chevy Blazer, Honda CR-V, Hyundai Tuscon, Jeep Avenger, Chevy Trailblazer, Chevy Equinox, Mercedes GLE
Sedans
Toyota Corolla, Nissan Altima, Kia Optima, Tesla Model S, Ford Fusion, Chevy Malibu, Volkswagen Passat, Chrysler 300, Subaru Legacy
Examples of vehicles include, but are not limited to:
Trucks
Ford F-150, Chevy Silverado, GMC Sierra, Dodge RAM, Toyota Tundra, Ford Ranger, Chevy Colorado, Honda Ridgeline, Ford Maverick
SUVs
Ford Escape, Toyota RAV4, Chevy Blazer, Honda CR-V, Hyundai Tuscon, Jeep Avenger, Chevy Trailblazer, Chevy Equinox, Mercedes GLE
Sedans
Toyota Corolla, Nissan Altima, Kia Optima, Tesla Model S, Ford Fusion, Chevy Malibu, Volkswagen Passat, Chrysler 300, Subaru Legacy
Todd: "Hey man, do you ever wonder why so many cars today all look so similar?"
Jim: "Yeah, its because they're all basically 'Cookie Cutter Cars.' Manufacturers trying to cheap out, I reckon"
Jim: "Yeah, its because they're all basically 'Cookie Cutter Cars.' Manufacturers trying to cheap out, I reckon"
by Lucario from Discord May 10, 2024
Get the Cookie Cutter Carmug. 
Where a woman inserts skittles into her vag and a man (or woman) eats them whilst coated in slippery substances.
by MrMarlow August 12, 2017
Get the skittle cookiemug. A Navy term for any action related to "Command Involvement." Such activities usually result in the sailor spending 10% of their time doing their actual job, and 90% doing volunteer/extra activities to raise funds for more activities in an effort to get promoted (or just to avoid real work).
by gegilso September 30, 2020
Get the Baking Cookiesmug. A group of absolute bad ass people. This group of people tend to smoke a lot of weed, drink and many other fucked up stuff to make reality seem better. CC 4 life
by Jerk off September 14, 2020
Get the Cookie cuttersmug.