gandalf the black

That old crackhead who roams the hood freely with nothing but a pair of baggy Levi’s and a slight swagger in his step.

You can find him spewing mystical gibberish to himself in the local park. If you can decipher his strange grunts and noises, then you know your quest has only just begun.

There’s a Gandalf the white, and Gandalf the grey.

But have you met Gandalf the black ?

by JackisOG July 17, 2021

Black diamond

A scam or fake product. To be ripped off or cheaped, commonly by an appraiser, but also by merchants or traders, is to "buy a black diamond."

He bought the black diamond, that collection of super-rare Magic Cards was all counterfeit.

by Zed Numar July 18, 2021

Blacked The Anime

A really bad anime that was made by some Asian dude who thinks he is cool but all of his money is his dads. The only thing good about this anime is its use of world building techniques ie. "the zones" and its power system (Unnatural selection)

Boy 1: Hey have you heard of the anime that is racist and has pedos as workers?
Boy 2: Yeah isn't that Blacked The Anime.

by RandomKorosh July 20, 2021

Black belt

One of the highest ranks one can achieve in a martial arts.

"Wow, you're a black belt? Better not fight you then."

by Churchy C August 26, 2021

Black Mixed

Someone of African and European descent (Mixed)

I see that peng ting with a white dad and a black mom

so she's Black Mixed also referred to as Muattlo

by anonymous July 10, 2021

Turd Black

The ugliest, darkest color of turd.

Mike: Dude is it ok if my shit is turd is turd black?
George: Hell no dude you need to get that checked by a doctor.

by blackshitz October 3, 2012

Agent Black

Code name used for your secret, unstoppable hitman when you're being threatened or annoyed by someone you don't like.

Guy1: Hey man.. Sorry your girlfriend cheated on you.

Guy2: It's okay.. I called in Agent Black to take care of them both.

Guy1: That's terrible.

by Yadi-kinzz July 5, 2012