Jake

the human definition of special needs in the form of skin and bones.. all the while drooling food down onto his bib

Jake is SPETHEL(said in lisp} don't be a Jake.. RIB DADDYYYYYYYYYYYY

by whos ya daddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy May 11, 2024

Jake

Someone who is based as fuck

Person 1: "Capitalism is unsustainable and should be replaced"
Person 2: Thats such a Jake thing to say

by nvidiahascrashed November 24, 2021

Jake

Jakes a naughty boy he is trans and prob non-binary

hi JAKE

by FCUK JACOB August 24, 2020

Jake

The biggest dickhead ever you'll ever meet. Jake can be a boy or girl and you will never know what they are. If they are a boy he will have the lowest amounts of testosterone ever humanely possible.

Woah she has more testosterone than Jake.

by Boomerangg May 18, 2023

Jake Justino

A tall, muscular, hunk who will take your girl without even looking at her. He stores shit up his ass like undo dice, and anal beads. An absolute chad with a monster schlong about 5.3 inches, and a weight of 12 pounds.

Guy#1: Yo did you hear about JAKE JuSTinO!?!
Guy#2: YEAH MAN HE SLAPPED ME WITH HIS SCHLONG

by mattcris4n May 23, 2020

Jake

He is really stupid and like penis and want to fuck his sister and likes gay stuff and want to date lil n’as x

I hate jake

by Issabtee September 27, 2022

Jake

Jake is a kind boy how does not understand how awesome he is. He is smart, kind, and caring. If you have a Jake keep him he is usually sporty and loves animals. Jake is secretly kawaii, but he always denies it.

Girl1: he is cute
Girl2: he is my best friend

Girl1: what is his name?
Girl2: Jake

by girl bestie February 24, 2021