Michael

Basically the most relatable fnaf character

low quality Gangnam style
Michael

by Toxicthewolf April 29, 2022

Michael Jordan

He is a god at Basketball he is GOAT

Michael Jordan is a really good basketball player

by Lakerlife23 _3 June 28, 2020

michael

michael loves to go through his camera roll and show you every picture and explain it in full. this can take hours.
if a michael is seen on his phone in his camera roll, he should be avoided at all costs.

bro pulling a michael

i had fun on my date, until he whiped out his phone and pulled a michael.

by shortandround August 2, 2023

Michael Moradian

The only person that speaks fluent Mexican.

“We’re going to Cabo and we need a Michael Moradian to get around.”

by arshh February 14, 2018

Michael

A name derived from Latin- “ael” meaning “unable to” and “Mich” from the root word for “text back”. Put together “Michael” meaning “mfer who never texts back”

Good luck getting a response from Michael that dude invented ghosting

by Definitely not Tim September 27, 2025

George Michael

The Poo Haiku poet, the most known by audiences.

George Michael Is friends with Thomas Crapper

by ms_paint_boi March 4, 2024

Michael

It is the coolest guy on earth at first he is a bit weird but then when you get to know each other well he would do anything for you and he is such a loyal friend he is strong but hardly ever shows it he is smart but he is giving zero f*cks in school and his grades do not matter to him he has a huge dick and has the most beautiful eyes you have ever seen and he has a huge general knowledge

IDK HOW TO DO A SENTENCE WITH MICHAEL LMFAIJDNSCIJNEDn

by LOSERTHE3 January 21, 2022